Things that can cut you:
Paper:
A knife:
These cheekbones:
There’s a snake in his boot, and he’s going to strangle you with it.
That awkward moment when you are fooling around with the camera on your computer and someone walks in the room:
You:
Them:
That awkward moment when you fart and you aren’t sure if anyone else heard:
I spent May in Tanzania and took this photo…here…let me zoom in for you.
WAT. Not only is he touching out his junk, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS WEARING PANTS.
