That awkward moment when you are fooling around with the camera on your computer and someone walks in the room:
You:
Them:
That awkward moment when you fart and you aren’t sure if anyone else heard:
When people first meet me:
I’m all like:
And they’re all like:
But then they know me for a while…
And I’m all like:
And they’re all like:
When your parents say, “We need to have a talk…”
You: OH GOD THEY FOUND MY TUMBLR.
Them: We’re getting a divorce.
You: PHEW!
When someone says, “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”
Them:
You: “Duh. You take the underground”
When you and a friend say the same thing at the same time:
You’re like:
Then they’re like:
Then you’re both like:
When you accidentally make eye contact with someone cute:
Expectation:
Reality:
