Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don’t care because I’m
FOREVER ALONE
…and no one gives me flowers anyway…
‘Hm. Benedict Cumberbatch is an odd looking fellow’ changes to…

‘Actually…he’s kind of cute…’ which changes to…

‘Sexy, really…’ and then comes…

I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES.





this little guy is so turttley enough for the turtle club.