*bows* Well thank you, thank you. Haha I try!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
People who commit suicide are just arrogant pricks. How can they be that selfish to put their loved ones through that much pain?
Stranger: Sorry - SH
You: GAH! NOOOO! -JW
Stranger: …Dammit, John, what are you doing on here?
You: please come back. -JW
Stranger: I can’t…
You: I don’t have any friends now that you’re gone. -JW
Stranger: That’s a lie, you just went out with Irene. - SH
You: Mrs. Hudson keeps trying to get me to join dating websites. -JW
Stranger: Well, aren’t you lonely? - SH
You: Irene, contrary to popular belief, is not that good in bed. -JW
Stranger: …. - Sh
You: Of course I am -JW
Stranger: …I agree, but that isn’t the point. - SH
Stranger: Will you do me two favours? - SH
You: Oh god, you mean I had sloppy seconds? -JW
You: What? -JW
Stranger: I was talking about you. - SH
You: …oh. thanks for clarifying…-JW
Stranger: Mm. Anyway, one: Stop telling people I was a real detective. Two? Stop buying so much milk. You never use it all anymore. - SH
You: I will not stop it. I know you, remember? 100% And you’re probably right. -JW
Stranger: But I was a fraud, John. - SH
Stranger: One man can’t be that smart. - SH
Stranger: It’s best if you just stop this…. - SH
You: No one can be such a dick all of the time. And you can. -JW