Can we just talk about how that if Darren Criss and Chris Colfer got married, there is the potential for someone named Chris Criss to exist? That’s all.
I HAVE GONE THROUGH EVERY TAB AND THERE IS NO ADVERTISEMENT. SOUND. WHERE YOU COME FROM?!

CYBER MONDAY—WHY YOU TAKE ALL MY MONEY?!



When your parents say, “We need to have a talk…”
You: OH GOD THEY FOUND MY TUMBLR.


Them: We’re getting a divorce.

You: PHEW!

When you guess right on multiple choice:


Someone brings you a present just because.

When someone bails on plans:





when you were right but no one listened to you:
You:



Everyone else:

How I Dance:



How I assume people will respond:

How they actually respond:




When you can’t get out of family plans




