Falling's just like flying...only there's a more permanent destination.
When people first meet me:
I’m all like:
And they’re all like:
But then they know me for a while…
And I’m all like:
And they’re all like:
When someone says, “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”
Them:
You: “Duh. You take the underground”
When you and a friend say the same thing at the same time:
You’re like:
Then they’re like:
Then you’re both like:
When trying to hit on someone:
You’re all like:
You’re friend’s all like:
And the object of your affection is all like:
Conclusion:
When your friend gets back together with someone you dislike:
To Their Face:
When they leave:
when you were right but no one listened to you:
You:
Everyone else:
