Benedict Cumberbatch Reads R. Kelly’s “Genius”
…I did not know this was a thing, but now I might just have to watch it every night.
Ben and his cuffs
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
you know what i just realized
this is the last school year that all students in high school will be from the 90s
my theatre teacher had us all say our date of birth and at the end he said this. this shocks the man.
You know butt pose: It’s when female characters on movie posters are posed juuuuust so, enabling the audience a view of both her chest and her derriere, while any male characters get to face the camera and be all action-y. Here are some Avengers-y examples (scroll down). And a more recent one from Divergent. Here’s another. And another. And another. And another. Tauriel has no truck with that nonsense. Now strike a pose, Legolas!
MUST REBLOG just look long and hard at this composition, you guys, it’s almost like CREATIVE TEAMS ARE GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO RECOGNIZE AND SUBVERT TRADITIONALLY OBJECTIFYING FRAMES OF REFERENCE happy thanksgiving ya’ll
i luv this because i’ve always firmly believed that legolas was given the cliched “girl” role in the LOTR movies. also i loathe butt-pose posters and this cheers me. i would definitely watch The Hobbit if it was about legolas being tauriel’s male girlfriend, instead of being about hobbits and dwarves. (sorry hobbit fans.)
I’ve read a review of the film.
I know whose girlfriend Tauriel is. I’m not saying.
I’m DELIGHTED this poster exists. I’m DELIGHTED Evangeline Lily has said what she said about her inclusion in this film. I’m DELIGHTED certain Tolkien fans are boycotting the movie because they hate the departures from the text (more room for NICE people in the theater)
I’m pretty sure Weta and PJ and Crew went to New Line and WB and said, “Do this, or we’ll make a fuss in the press - and we’ll win.”
It’s like Tony’s realised he’s just fallen in love with a man and simply must just accept it.
fuck i’m aroused
it’s a good day when this shows up on my dash.